Saturday, April 21, 2012

RIP Tyler Klancke aka "Tklanck"

I was just on a casual drive through my target's neighborhood when I saw him walk out of his house with his mother. It was a very sweet sight to see. They proceeded to stroll down his road, unaware this this picturesque scene was about to come to an end. The chirping birds and rustling tree leaves were silenced as his death drew nearer and nearer. My trusty driver had looped around the neighborhood so we were mere yards away from my target. I jumped out of the car and proceeded to blast him with the super soaker. I was considerate and of course made sure to not get Mrs. Klancke wet.

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