RIP Susan McCartney aka "MACPhone"

Oh Susana, sweet little Susan.  Little did she know that she wasn't just counting down the days to getting her braces removed, but she were also counting down the days to her own demise.  By doing my research I found out that she would be getting your braces off today, and with some help from an accomplice I was able to discover the location and time that she would be freed from the metal wires that had long dominated her mouth.  I walked into the orthodontist office not knowing what to expect, but as there was no receptionist to stop me, I decided just to walk back into the office.  The dental hygienists were all confused as to what I was doing, but they pointed me towards my prey.  She was oh so helpless, her mouth wedged open and her braces just waiting to come off.  I quickly stabbed her with my spoon while she lay there in a state of shock and confusion.  Brace-face no more.