Friday, April 27, 2012
RIP Mike Newcomer aka "Kim Jong Il"
It was a last minute decision, but we pulled it off beautifully. I had a couple of my best men with me, and of course, my ninja-jedi acquaintance. He's crazy. Stay away from him. Any way, we rolled up to my targets street, but parked where no car could be seen. My ninja-jedi acquaintance ran and hid in a bush, and I hid against the house, near the door. I waited as my two men, who shall remain unnamed, rang the doorbell. One wielded a dangerous spoon. When the target came to the door, my men challenged him to a duel. Eventually, they got him outside. I pounced, shooting him in the back. The shot was not fatal. My target bolted into the night, and I chased him. Just then, my ninja-jedi jumped out of the bushes and began chasing my target. This move proved to be effective psychological warfare. It left my target scared and confused. He continued running, however. Eventually, I gunned him down from behind. It was really cool, like something you would see on cops and stuff.
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