RIP Jordan Barry aka "The Bear Jew"

As my accomplices set up his older brother, Jordan was too scared to battle so he hid inside his house. When he finally mustered up the courage to come out, he was a good 20 feet above my team on his deck. Luckily, with my super distance water gun, I managed to get a few drops on him, but I guess he didn't think it was enough. My team and I chased him around his neighborhood for a good twenty five minutes. We finally enclosed a circle around him and I shot him. Straight in the chest. There was no denying that he was dead. Nice try, bud. Maybe next year.