RIP John Pass aka "Jungle Fever"

I waited outside my targets house. Bladder full of urine. Heart full of vengeance. Water gun also full of urine. My eyes darted across the bleak landscape until,  in the distance, I caught sight of a blue dodge suv. My targets preferred mode of transportation. I darted to the wall, adjacent to the garage. Heart pounding harder than a punch from Marcus levesseur. My target pulled into the garage and I inched out from my protective cove until I made eye contact with my targets mother. How could I ever have the heart to look into the eyes of a mother and kill her child!?!?! It did not matter though. She pretended she did not see me, obviously wishing her child to an impending death. And that's when i ran into the open. Yelling at the top of my lungs and shot the mammas boy. (water gun did not actually contain urine)