RIP D-TAG! Alli Rolandelli aka "Trixie"

After being invited to breakfast with my wonderful predator and her accomplices, I devised my plan. Knowing I was the prey, I convinced my predator to pick me up. While she was thinking this would be a perfect opportunity to kill me, I had another plan in mind. I lured my predator into my house by texting her that I was running late, and invited her to "just come in." This made her more excited, as she now had an invite into my humble abode, where I might be more vulnerable. Meanwhile, I was hiding behind my front door, sizing up my predator and her accomplices through the peep-hole. As my accomplice, dear old Dad, opened the door for my breakfast crew, I remained hiding. Once they were completely in my house, I jumped out from behind the door. I attacked my predator with my trusty wooden spoon. We all enjoyed a wonderful breakfast without too many hard feelings. Though it was a valiant effort on my predator's part, it turned out to not be enough.