Saturday, May 19, 2012

RIP Marlee Gotlieb aka "Matzah"

My longtime associate, for the sake of the story we will call her Robert danaher/ rob d. Ledge/ rob dan bum. Anyways I was meeting the silver chained (wo)man at her house this fine morning to team up on an unnamed target. But once I got to rob dan bums house i realized that I had not had the breakfast of champions but luckily rob d ledge has some wheaties for me to fuel my exploits and it was then that the perfect opportunity presented itself. I politely asked for a spoon, minding my p's and q's and little did foolish Rob Dan know this was her death wish. once she handed me the spoon, I returned the favor with a strong blow to the chest. Domo origato mr. Roboto. Rip matzah. You have not died in vain.

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