RIP D-TAG! Rachel Dieter aka "T-Nak Attack"

Word got to me that my target wanted to surrender, so we arranged for a meeting. I rolled up to her house on some chrome 22's and hopped out armed and ready. I heard the faint sound of gospel music coming from her room on the second floor of the house, and I started to climb a tree that overlooked her bedroom window. About halfway up I thought to myself, something is not kosher here. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Mr. Wahl jump out from behind a big messy bush. It was a set up, but i remained calm. Dousing him with the sweet holy water from my gun, I proceeded upwards to the holy land. I climbed until I became level with her open bedroom window. She turned around in surprise and began to beg for forgiveness, but she should have been praying for some safety from my off brand super soaker. After being set up, I was not in a very forgiving mood. I quickly mumbled a "Hail Mary" and crucified her on the spot with my water gun. Domi Origato Mr. Roboto