Thursday, May 31, 2012

Prizes and Prizewinners!

Prizes are being awarded for top five assassins, top two cops, first kill, and most creative kill. If you have specific questions about how the money is being split up, contact me.

Top Five Assassins
1st Place: Reed Fischer aka "Fisch Bitch"
2nd Place: Andrew Hall aka "The Terminator"
3rd Place: Shelby Ullrich aka "Blossom"
4th Place: Olivia Chase aka "Eggroll"
5th Place: Dani Swaiman aka "Dani Slayman"

Top Two Cops
Top Cop: Niels Biehler aka "N.B." (with ten cop kills)
Second Place Cop: Dennis Dadashev aka "King Goober" (with nine cop kills)

First Kill: Chase Browdie aka "Kira" on Robert Danaher

Most Creative Kill: Shelby Ullrich aka "Blossom" on Chase Browdie

Honorable Mention Assassins:
6th Place: Chase Browdie aka "Kira"
7th Place: Emma DeRubeis aka "Bubbles"
8th Place: Laura Cross aka "Shaniqua"
9th Place: Aaron Blaser aka "The Poet"
10th Place: Chandler Luhowskyj aka "Cheech"

WINNERS: Get in touch with me via facebook or text so I can get you your prize money. I can meet with people after school at my house to give out the money because I am uncomfortable bringing so much money to school.

If anyone wants to dispute any of the awards, contact me.

Thank you to everyone who played. It was a great year.

- Sid Gopinath

RIP FINAL KILL!! Andrew Hall aka "The Terminator"


Victory.


Thanks to all those who helped me along the way. Thanks to the Powerpuff Girls, and the Soap Boys for making this year an entertaining battle of the alliances. Thanks to WWIII for eliminating almost everyone ever put on the Wanted List. And finally, thanks to the great Sidharth Darius Gopinath, without whom, none of this would have been possible.

RIP D-TAG! Shelby Ullrich aka "Blossom"

Couldn't let her leave town without something to remember me by :P

Monday, May 28, 2012

RIP COP TAG! Olivia Chase aka "Eggroll"

I was going to a party with my friends. I knew that Olivia was good friend with the person that was hosting the party so I brought a spoon with me in case she would show up. I made sure that the person hosting let me in so I could be able to kill who ever showed up without people saying nobody let me in. In the basement I saw a squirt gun on the floor next to a table so I just kicked it under the table. After a while Olivia came and walked down the steers and tried to find the squirt gun but I just stabbed her. She said that nobody let me in and said the kill doesn't count but she talked to the person that was hosting the party and she said she actually let me in. So Olivia agreed about me killing her and was able to enjoy the party and know that she won a 100 dollars for 4th place.

France: 10
Russia: 9

I guess this war is done .... For the first time in world's history France won a war

RIP COP TAG! Dani Swaiman aka "Dani Slayman"

She showed up to a grad party. She had it coming. 

RIP Chase Browdie aka "Kira"

After weeks of stalking, the Powerpuff Girls knew Chase's every move. They knew that his Friday pizza ritual would be a prime opportunity to attack. The Girls watched his house for about an hour until they saw him pick up his cordless house phone to call his favorite pizza joint. Chase placed an order and the Powerpuff Girls were ready. One of the Girls called Dominos to change the location of the delivery to a nearby hideout. For some reason they bought it. Once the pizza arrived, the transfer was made. The assassin, clothed in Domino fashion, took the large pepperoni pizza from the secret location to Chase's house. Disguised as a delivery boy, the Girl stepped out of the decoy car, shuffled to the front door, and rang the doorbell. Chase peeked from behind a curtain to search the area for any threat, but only saw a trusty Dominos boy. Chase opened the door and was greeted by a swift stream of water to the chest. You are welcome for the free pizza!

Powerpuff Girls: 9 Mojo Jojo: 2
RIP: Bubbles, she was the joy and the laughter

Saturday, May 19, 2012

RIP COP TAG! Emma DeRubeis aka "Bubbles"

This smokin' hot babe gets lured outside of her abode into the dark. Little does she know, she was about to become extremely wet. Super Soaked Dat Hoe ;) 

RIP Marlee Gotlieb aka "Matzah"

My longtime associate, for the sake of the story we will call her Robert danaher/ rob d. Ledge/ rob dan bum. Anyways I was meeting the silver chained (wo)man at her house this fine morning to team up on an unnamed target. But once I got to rob dan bums house i realized that I had not had the breakfast of champions but luckily rob d ledge has some wheaties for me to fuel my exploits and it was then that the perfect opportunity presented itself. I politely asked for a spoon, minding my p's and q's and little did foolish Rob Dan know this was her death wish. once she handed me the spoon, I returned the favor with a strong blow to the chest. Domo origato mr. Roboto. Rip matzah. You have not died in vain.

RIP Laura Cross aka "Shaniqua"

heard about the mcdonalds fiesta and shot her in the back of the head.

Eliminations! Round 3

No eliminations this round!

Friday, May 18, 2012

RIP D-TAG! Aaron Blaser aka "The Poet"


The red phone echoed throughout the Powerpuff Girls’ hideout; the mayor was calling to report a town emergency. He said one of their own was in trouble and the Girls needed to act quickly. Aaron had attacked one of the Girls, but he knew it was the wrong one. It was Aaron’s last chance, it was now or never. When the Girls arrived on scene, a duel was declared. Light saber in hand, the assassins were ready for a battle of a lifetime. Combat lasted approximately seventeen minutes, ending with a gruesomely picturesque scene. Only one of the assassins could rise to the occasion and, of course, it was one of the Powerpuff GIrls.

Powerpuff Girls: 8 Mojo Jojo: 1

RIP D-TAG! Chandler Luhowskyj aka "Cheech"

and this is how two gentleman conduct business -Madoff style

Sunday, May 13, 2012

RIP D-TAG! Rachel Dieter aka "T-Nak Attack"

Word got to me that my target wanted to surrender, so we arranged for a meeting. I rolled up to her house on some chrome 22's and hopped out armed and ready. I heard the faint sound of gospel music coming from her room on the second floor of the house, and I started to climb a tree that overlooked her bedroom window. About halfway up I thought to myself, something is not kosher here. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Mr. Wahl jump out from behind a big messy bush. It was a set up, but i remained calm. Dousing him with the sweet holy water from my gun, I proceeded upwards to the holy land. I climbed until I became level with her open bedroom window. She turned around in surprise and began to beg for forgiveness, but she should have been praying for some safety from my off brand super soaker. After being set up, I was not in a very forgiving mood. I quickly mumbled a "Hail Mary" and crucified her on the spot with my water gun. Domi Origato Mr. Roboto

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Eliminations! Round 2

These people didn't have the required two kills and were eliminated. Too bad, they made it pretty far.


Andy Herman aka "Governor Swag"
Ketrin Vinokur aka "Black Panther"

RIP COP TAG! Will Crandell aka "Iron Will"

He went out of the movie theater and i got him 


France 9 
Russia 9

Thursday, May 10, 2012

RIP COP TAG! Ian Jordan aka "Hi"


Me and my mother were going on nightly stroll down to the local Coldstone just to have some delicious ice cream (coffee with heath if anyone cared) But before we had walked in I had spotted Ian with some of his lady friends walking out of coldstone and I stormed in coldstone screaming for a spoon. After getting the spoon I run after him on mainstreet tagging him and screaming "YOU'RE OUT"

Russia- 8
France- 6

RIP Yasmine Aboubaker aka "Violette Femme"

Killed that mofo.

RIP Roozie Assadi aka "Croozey"

He thought he could pull a fast one on me, but I was faster. BAM dead.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

RIP COP TAG! Ryan Hazuka aka "Bubbles"

He was standing in front of me in line at DQ. I borrowed my accomplice's gun. Took aim. Missed... shot an old man. Took aim again. Got em. Watch out MojoJojo, the powerpuff girls are back.

RIP D-TAG! Michael Atkinson aka "Rock Lobster"

Michael's elimination was near,
Thus his desperation was becoming quite clear.
A trap I knew must be set,
So he and my accomplice met.
He thought he was going to make me dead,
But in the end I shot him in the head.
Afterwards he did threaten,
That he would come after me and my accomplices with a real weapon.


RIP lobster

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

RIP COP TAG! Daniel Kim aka "Honey Dew"


Replied to my chat on facebook thinking that is target lived by me so he came over and turned off his car and i opened the door and got him with my mighty spoon. night night ling ling 

Russia-7
France-6

RIP D-TAG! Jacob Rabichev aka "The Dark Vodka"

I overheard where he was going for lunch and I met him there.

RIP COP TAG! Jacob Gredvig aka "A Piece of Tofu"

He went out to lunch and I was feeding him his bean froms his chipotle burrito and I spooned him a spoonful of beans to his torso


Russia - 6
France- 6

RIP Bridget Bennett aka "DogFace"

Sock'em bopper to the face.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

RIP Sarah Hedberg aka "S-Cat"

My anonymous source, for the sake of the story we'll call them Griff Woodyard, called me with urgent tones echoing through Griff's hollow, uncircumsiced voice. My target was exiting the party, like chinese food through my system. When the word hit me I scurried over on my chinese bound feet to my targets house. I waited outside my eyessquinting, like normal, to adjust to the darkness that enveloped me. I snuck a peak from my cover and I caught her parents eyeing me like I eye some fresh chicken fried rice. But they wouldn't tell. Once my target arrived home I stepped out of my cover and soaked her in soy sauce. Domi Origato Mr. Roboto.

RIP COP TAG! Lisa Persson aka "Bomb Voyage"


She didnt think she was on the wanted list and came to the party and i sniped that ho

Russia-5
France-6

RIP COP TAG! Tasha Ackerman aka "Bonquiqui"


You also came to party taking the risk of getting killed and ya did

Russia-4
France-6

RIP COP TAG! Quinn Anderson aka "Queezy"

You come to a party and take the risk of dying and get killed


Russia-3
France-6

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Eliminations! Part 1

Clever codenames couldn't stop these five from being eliminated for not having the required one kill by today.

Colin Baxter aka "Baxtabber"
Jon Roed aka "Roed Kill"
Sarah Benton aka "ben10"
Sarah Whisler aka "Taylor Swift"
Simon Zucker aka "The Zman"

Friday, May 4, 2012

RIP Thomas Bady aka "Tom-Cat"

So what had happen was, he got off da bus and he had a surgery the week before so he was on crutches and couldn't run. I walked at him saying I'm sorry man, but I gotta. He let me shoot him, then we walked him to the door to his townhouse and talked for awhile. And then we left. The end.

Powerpuff Girls: 6 Mojo Jojo: 2 

RIP D-TAG! Cayle Wendorf aka "Cayledorf"

It was an ominous evening in Townsville. The girls could sense trouble brewing as the target approached Living Waters Cafe, no weapon in hand. They knew that this was their chance to kill the target that had been causing chaos in the town. With guns in hand, The Girls hid in plain sight to wait for the perfect opportunity to kill the target. A grueling battle ensued which cost the lives of four innocent citizens. In the end, only one Girl remained, locked down with the the target. The stand-off continued until The target confessed the truth; he was Mojo Jojo's evil minion but no longer wanted to be evil. The target proceeded to share that his father, the Evil Dr.Spivey created him to be that way. But the honorable target was giving it up forever. Townsville will forever respect your courage and chivalry. So ended the greatest battle of all time.

Powerpuff Girls:6 Mojo Jojo:1

RIP COP TAG! Miranda Hilgers aka "Randi Pants"

I sniped her with my Jedi skills.

RIP Melana Bell aka "BGC"

After two weeks of consistently following her after school and her never leaving campus, I convinced a friend to give me her address on the premise she would be eliminated tonight. Couldn't have been easier.

RIP COP TAG! Corbin Gyswyt aka "Gizzie"

As she was lured into my brothers house I had waited or her by his door and she got spooned. Bye (

RIP COP TAG! Elise Williamson aka "Beezy"

As she doesn't have 4th block, I had seen her outside and didn't realize what she was doing as she was wearing her white tshirt. I went up to her with my super soaker and soaked that bitch. She was able to win the white tshirt contest but she can't win. Everything. You're dead!

Thursday, May 3, 2012

RIP D-TAG! Linette Maeder aka "Bananaface"

Her teammates honestly thought they were recruiting me to the ultimate team. Little did they know they were feeding me perfect details of Linette's whereabouts. Thanks, ladies :)

RIP Anika Bach aka "Piece of Ship"

She wanted a duel. We agreed to rules i honored them (for what kind of man am i without my honor). After the duel she proceeded to slap me (do not ask me why i do not try to find logic within the chambers of the human heart). She wanted a duel, i gave her one. 

RIP COP TAG! Adam Tarshish aka "Tarsh"

Adam and I were heading to the same social gathering.  He was defenseless while he had a plate of food in one hand and a drink in the other.  I saw him walking down the flight of porch steps and took little effort to put a bullet through his heart.

RIP D-TAG! Jake Morrow aka "Tiny Sea Warrior"

I had already stopped several of his attempts to kill me when I was told he was ready to surrender. Sure enough, he was waiting in his front yard as I soaked him from the street.

RIP Matt Maagard aka "Mr. Micah"

I was hiding behind his house when my apprentice pulled up into his driveway with the music blasting so I could hear them coming, she has been driving him home after practice lately to reduce suspicion ;) I ran around the side of the house while he was grabbing his bag from the the back seat of the car and I ATTACKED!!!

RIP Veronica Mestad aka "Vanessa"

It was another classic kill. My accomplice and I hid outside her house. After a short chase, I shot her.

RIP COP TAG! Laura Morine aka "The Elephant Rider"

Me and my accomplice made Laura and Nick duel because they needed to do something to not be eliminated on friday. Nick had Laura and they both had a squirt gun. We proposed a spoon duel but it took a long time so I just chose to kill them both with my two spoons. Spoons are actually the best. Kill 5 and 6 baby.

RIP COP TAG! Nick Eagon aka "The Lone Wolf"

Me and my accomplice made Laura and Nick duel because they needed to do something to not be eliminated on friday. Nick had Laura and they both had a squirt gun. We proposed a spoon duel but it took a long time so I just chose to kill them both with my two spoons. Spoons are actually the best. Kill 5 and 6 baby.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

RIP Malia Elmeer aka "Malaria"


At Caribou you were caught,
studying... 
or so you thought
but all that you did learn
Is how gullible you are
As I killed you walking to your car 

Sucks to suck......

RIP COP TAG! Alex Cain aka "Tighteyez"

Thank gosh rugby practices are not safe! Kill number 4 baby

RIP COP TAG! Ed Koleski aka "Herbert Spencer"

Oh, dear little Ed made the mistake of taking a leisurely stroll with man's best friend. After realizing this daily habit, I made plans to assail him while Fido was getting a walk. Oh Eddy, please beware of trees next time, for they hold more than just wood. After a little surprise and a little bath, dear Eddy was no more...One Man Army

RIP D-TAG! Taylor Lee aka "Llamalicious"

On my way home from school, I noticed there was a mysterious car parked in my neighborhood, it looked a lot like my assassin's accomplice's car.  So I drove around and it was indeed.  Taking many precautions, I dashed to my garage door, input the code and, like clockwork, Taylor popped out from where she had tried to tag me before.  But I was ready.  I sprayed her and that was the end of it.  Remember, Taylor, living well is the greatest revenge.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

RIP D-TAG! Marra Clay aka "Berta"

Marra was caught in an inevitable trap. The Powerpuff Girls called up the innocent assassin and told her of a setup for her target. Thrilled with the idea of making her first kill, Marra’s enthusiasm clouded her judgement and she decided to trust the clan. The Girls met her at a sketchy location to exchange information... but as soon as she saw the light saber, Marra knew it was a trick. Holding only a miniscule spoon, she fearlessly fought for her life. After an Oscar-worthy chase scene and some intense hand to hand combat between her and one of the Girls, the plastic spoon flew from Marra’s grasp. She was swiftly stabbed with a light saber, and her career as an assassin abruptly ended. The Powerpuff Girls: just fighting crime and forces of evil! (;

Powerpuff Girls: 5 Mojo Jojo: 1

RIP D-TAG! Jaylene Wallick aka "Beardy"

After long weeks of stalking the Wallick household, receiving threats, and even once getting stranded in the middle of nowhere, Jaylene made the rookie mistake of going out on a public date. An informant revealed her location and The Girls knew that Jaylene was theirs. Jaylene’s target, along with her accomplice, walked into the Golden Nugget and simply shot the weaponless victim. Her only reply was, “Kay.” Townsville, you are safe from yet another villain.

Powerpuff Girls: 4 Mojo Jojo: 1
RIP: Buttercup; she was the toughest fighter.


RIP COP TAG! Josh Gallop aka "Yoda"


Sophomores need to learn to be on their grind 24/7 or get to steppin'. Lil homie was posted up at dinner with his mommy and daddy so I kindly asked my host for a spoon. I acquired my utensil/weapon and with a stealth maneuver my target was soon stabbed and sat there stricken with grief and anguish as he ate his kosher meal with the fam.
more to come ;)

RIP COP TAG! Katie Larson aka "Mad Catter"

She wanted to go to chipotle for lunch. She basically asked me to kill her. We went there, I killed her, she got mad, she punched me and didn't wanna drive me to school unless I said I didn't kill her. But that's not how the game works. You've got to be honest. Kill number 3 (it's just the beginning)